youtube comment: "My trans daughter named herself Millie, and i call her Mildred when she's in trouble or being annoying. It's excellent."ALT
reply: "make her real confused by calling her millipede one day." original commenter replies: "ha! Brb doing it now."ALT
original commenter replies again: "she said it didn't go well with her middle name (danger is her middle name. It was a toss-up between danger and velociraptor, and danger won)"ALT

i can’t decide if this is the single coolest girl in the world for making danger her middle name or the silliest for not seeing the raw power of “millipede danger” which is the greatest name i have ever heard

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me when i give my manager the angry customer and i can go back to not doing my job

mouser26:
“chewedcorn:
“A Cut Above
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This is like the exact opposite energy to A.Shipwright‘s Detective Noirot
Chase
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A Cut Above

This is like the exact opposite energy to A.Shipwright‘s  Detective Noirot
Chase

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mermay 2023 day 2 🥬 water lettuce

its hard being friends with nerds cause they reference obscure shit all the time and i just have 6 Wikipedia tabs going at once to keep up in conversation

mouseshouses:
“Ms. Mole is renowned for her grub rolls
”

Ms. Mole is renowned for her grub rolls

Meme news: The Brazilian actress Renata Sorrah came out as bisexual at the age of 76

That's her, btw


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She's an icon and also very talented. We Stan.

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had a fun encounter with a customer today

i love horror movies i just also never grew out of 'oh this looks very violent i am going to close my eyes now' i dont care if thats pussymode weaksauce i love the Experience and also i have my limits

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